This school, like many others, provided teachers and students with much needed and deserved vacation breaks. During these breaks, pajamas were standard attire, and hot chocolate and cookies flowed. Teachers transformed into mysterious beasts called "moms," and were able to cook whole meals for their own families. Things were beautiful.
After two blissful weeks, teachers and students prepared for school by enrobing themselves in attire previously neglected-pants with real waists. As the lovely educators pulled on khakis and slacks they discovered that sometime in the sugar cyclone elves had sprinkled magic shrinking powder onto all real-waisted wardrobe items, completely neglecting stretchy "workout" pants and pajama bottoms. These teachers were now not only brilliant and lovely, but imagined themselves magicians as they tried to accomplish the impossible...put ten extra holiday pounds into previously snug-fitting pants.
Teachers returned to school one and all admittedly relieved to find their friends had been visited by the same band of elfin intruders. Before they became too comfortable in their rolling chairs and heavy winter coats, however, they were assaulted by one unnamed assailant (Nurse Jo.) "We are starting a new weight loss program today for all teachers. It will be great!"
Really. Nothing quite like weighing in weekly, keeping food diaries, and having others give you that guilty look as you walk down the hallway with your one miniature Snickers...really JUST one.
Not to mention the joys of food diaries, point exchanges, and exercise logs.
There was even mentioned not to beat yourself up for sinning. Jeesh.
So the exceptional teachers gathered their strengths and talents, banded together, and ...
stepped into the dungeon of the evil Scale Dragon. Because individually they are amazing. But together they can get through this. And for the pure entertainment that comes through this kind of support. Like...
"I'm gonna do this, but I am not starting until I finish the pan of brownies I made last night." or
Hearing a whole group of kindergarten teachers discuss the dietary exchange of a beer or glass of wine to replace food. or
A well timed snort and grunt after hearing, "Don't forget, you need to plan for exercise." and my favorite...
"Wow! Cucumbers and Jello are free! That's all I'm gonna eat!"
So...And they all lived happily ever after? Whatever happens, we are all in this together!